Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Joke Tuesday.

Thanks to Zoe

A group of 40 years old buddies get together and discuss where they should meet for dinner.


Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there are very attractive and sexy.


10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.


10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.


10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.


10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.

7 comments:

bubbleboo said...

Haha - very good!

john.g. said...

Hi, Hannah!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Demented are go! :)

Keith said...

Very good John.

I'll meet you in the usual pub at the usual time next Sa.. er, Mon.., no, got it; SUNDAY!

Is it the "Merry Nerd"? Or is it the "Miserable Monkey"? Sod it, I'll go to the "Merrie Monk" instead, can't remember where it is though. . .

Blazing said...

Dinner?

Remind me, I'm sure I did one once, or was that a ramble?

Oh I don't know. Where was I? Oh yes, good stuff, John. I think I have caught something off whatsisname, Keith, that's him!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

hahahaha!!! That is priceless!

caught on the Simpsons last night:

(Springfield retirement home; Santa's little helper has been there for a day cheering up the residents. Bart comes to take him home)

Old man: That dog's been here as long as I can remember
Mr Simpson: What dog?
Old Man: Who the hell are you?
Mr Simpson: I forget...

A 2 Z said...

Priceless John.