Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Joke Tuesday.

This is a free public service announcement.




How to clean a toilet...


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.



2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.



3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.



5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.



6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.



7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.



9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.






Sincerely,
The Dog

12 comments:

Momcat said...

But you'll also never see the cat again! Hope no idiot actually tried to do this. Some people might be so stupid.

Scabby the cat said...

You is one sick mother.

john.g. said...

It was te dog wot rote it!

See he's at it again!
Naughty dog!

Scabby the cat said...

I forgive you john.g. Dogs are a menace. The world would be a better place without them. That's my view anyway. Cats rule OK!

john.g. said...

I'm a dog lover!

Keith said...

Dog lover? That's not the impression I get on Sundays in the Merrie Monk, when that lovely little fox-terrier, Jess, tries to tear off your leg and you yell all those naughty words at her.

It's just her way of loving you.

Jess thinks I'm great. I can't imagine why really, cos I don't like dogs.

Mickle in NZ said...

Lovely stuff - my Zebbycat is way too fat to fit!!! (huge sigh of relief from Mickle)

Oooo - avoid upsetting Scabby Cat over in France, she has a right mean streak!

john.g. said...

Mickle, no problems!

mutleythedog said...

It would have to be a big furry pussy to be sure of the effectiveness of this idea. Never, ever try it with a dog...

john.g. said...

Mutley, it would be a fair old toilet to get a Labrador in!

Blazing said...

Outstanding John.

Surely a Yorkshire Terrier would do, in an emergency?

john.g. said...

Thanks Blazing!