Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Pub news.

Straight from the horses mouth, so to speak.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady stayed at her mates house the other night. They obviously got pissed and when Di came down the next morning, fell down the last few stairs,then complained that she couldn't see because her glasses were filthy, her friend pointed out that she was wearing her husbands glasses!

Should I write a book?

8 comments:

cynicalgirl57 said...

Should I write a book?

Yes.

Jayne said...

If Di doesn't mind, in exchange for a share of the profits, then hell yeah, write the book!

Title suggestion: Soaker Up

:-D

© Karelian Blonde said...

You should! And if the book gets sold to Hollywood, who will play Di?

john.g. said...

Cameron Diaz!

Keli said...
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Keli said...

That removal was me...doh, stupid typo made me act irrationally!

Original comment: Only *if* you want the daily beatings to increase :P

Pat said...

Is she related to Zed?

Keith said...

Write a book at your peril, and the police will be digging up the floor in the pub cellar looking for your remains after questioning Di.