Joke Tuesday.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch but although she was a very good-looking woman she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad' in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks the two of them worked together and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You deserve a break, why not go into town and kick up your heels.."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town the following Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and still no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her and whispered...

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each item gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told.

"Now take off my thong" He licked his lips nervously as he did what he was asked and dropped the thong to the floor.

Then she looked him straight in the eye and said.....





"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."