Friday, 5 March 2010

Pub news.

I think working in the pub,and spending a lot of time with our lovely soaker landlady is affecting Charlie (the bar mum-to-be maid).

She arrived at work early to help Di with the line cleaning. Before starting,as she had bought a change of clothes, she decided to wash and brush her teeth. Having fogotten her toothpaste,she decided to borrow some of Di's. She stated brushing away merrily,then realised the taste was awful.

It was Di's tube of facial soap!

I'm glad it's not affected me!


© Karelian Blonde said...


Anonymous said...

That's all we need now! Two of 'em; are they both blondes in disguise?

Where will it all end I ask?

"Beam me up, Nipper"!

john.g. said...

Keith, yes they are both blondes!

Blazing said...

I'm glad it's not affected me!

I didn't know you were a mum-to-be as well, John. Many congratulations ;-)

Pat said...

Was she foaming at the mouth?

john.g. said...

Mum2, yes!