Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Joke Tuesday.

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.



'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed and asked, 'When did this happen?'









'Couple of minutes ago.'

7 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

LOL...good one :D

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Rob H

john.g. said...

Hi, K.B. Don't burn too much!

Cheers Rob!

Dumdad said...

Nice one!

Mickle in NZ said...

Deep chuckles from Down-Under!

Keith said...

Pathetic!

Sam said...

Funny!