Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Joke Tuesday.

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was
leaving his Mission

in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he


realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak
English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree
and

says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further
and he

points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears

a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
couple of

natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a
bike.'

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and
kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years

teaching how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how

could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, 'My bike.'



Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding
someone else’s bicycle!

2 comments:

MarytrMom said...

OOOO That was the BEST!!! Thanks for brightening my day!

john.g. said...

MarytrMom, you're welcome!