Saturday, 21 August 2010

Pub news.

When I sauntered hobbled in today, Di,our ever-so lovely soaker landlady was wandering around in a pair of pink wellies(plus other clothes).

I laughed,she hit me. "I'm doing the cellar", she moaned. "You look like Compo", I said. She hit me.

Sharon came in to start her shift behind the bar and after serving a few of us went out for a cigarette, where she saw Di,sans pink wellies.

"Oooh,Di,you know I have a willie fetish,noooo,I didn't mean that!"


Guyana-Gyal said...

You heard wrong, admit it, John.

Mickle in NZ said...

I could always knit Di a "Compo style" woollie hat - in pink of course!!

Keith said...

Blaady disgusting! I'm glad I didn't come in today, what with all the dirty talk etc.

I had a friend once, a Welsh farmer, and he used to put his green wellies on, even when it wasn't wet underfoot, when he went up the mountain to see to his sheep! Can't understand that. . . . .