Saturday, 14 August 2010

Pub news.

I sauntered hobbled in today. "Morning, Di", I said. "Hello", she replied."Are you ok?" I ask. "I'm knackered, I've been up since 6.00am seeing to 23 fishermen."

"Blimey,I know things are tough....but...."

"They booked in for breakfast you twat!"

"Oh,yes I forgot!"


Dumdad said...

I hope Di gave them a right good seeing to.

john.g. said...


Mr Rob said...

23 fishermen with their carbon fibre poles at 6am should be treated with respect, give them kippers or smoked haddock only and not Monk fish. They should know their plaice. (Blimey i'm Barred now).

john.g. said...

Mr Rob, she hasn't read this....yet!

Pat said...

I didn't know you were near water?
I wonder what she gave them?

Guyana-Gyal said...

Ahhm, what were you thinkin', Mr. J.G.?