Joke Tuesday.

Did you hear about the three brothers who married women from different parts of the world.....

The first brother married a Filipino girl. He told her that as he worked hard all day she was to do all the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a couple of days for her to get on it but on the third day when he came home he could see a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away.

The second brother married a Thai girl. He gave her orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better and by the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table when he got home.

The third brother married a girl from Liverpool. He told her she had to keep the house clean, get the dishes and laundry washed, the lawn mowed and have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, on the second day he still didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He says he still has some difficulty when he passes water though.