Saturday, 10 November 2007

HTML

Now, everyone who has read this Blog knows my incapability to understand HTML. I'd be better off trying to learn Mandarin. But, I have spent the last 3 hours on my other blog(the practice one), trying my hardest. I'm reading the book Keith gave me, 'HTML in easy steps', yeah, righto! I didn't realise I was SOOOOO thick, but I don't know where to start. It's just gobbly-de-gook to me! I tried Brom, his site looked really good, but no, not a f*cking clue!

12 comments:

Robin Hood said...

Me first! You bloody thicko! HTML is just sooooooo easy it's unbelievable; even a complete idiot can understand it, but then your not a complete idiot yet, but you are well on the way!

Broms site is a "walk in the park". I mean, it is written in English so you shouldn't have a problem. Now if that book was a manual on playing golf or about motorbikes then you wouldn't have a problem would you?

When you see my car go by the pub window tomorrow, get my beer in. Bass, please.

PI said...

John you are brighter than me. I want to put an award on my side bar and I'm nervous of trying it alone.

© Karelian Blonde said...

Hello John,

If this blonde can do HTML, anyone can. So there you have it ;)

sablonneuse said...

John, I'm with you there. One small glimpse of html and I panic. The people who installed the computer lent me a 'beginners' manual but I can't get beyond the intro. (Mind you it is in French!)

ChrisB said...

I can't pretend I really understand but I do know some of the 'html' codes to do certain things on my blog and that's because Sam gave them to me.

her indoors said...

John what can i say, i could say i know it all and save face, but alas i can not lie! i know nowt, i am thick, see i have come out and told you all!

john.g. said...

It's got me. I really don't know where to start!

#Debi said...

John, have a look at www.w3schools.com if you haven't already. Our teachers at design school recommend this site. It looks pretty user-friendly...

#Debi said...

OK, let's try this again for anyone else who might want the link:

http://www.w3schools.com/

Maybe I should go to the site more often... :^}

(I've also emailed it to you, John.)

Sally Lomax said...

If ever I get it right, I have to go back and cut and paste the stuff....... I agree. I find French musch easier for instance!

Mr Farty said...

I learned all I know about HTML from HTML Dog. If this link actually works, the lesson was not in vain.

I used w3schools to learn myself JavaScript. See that fortune cookie thing at the top of my blog? Doddle.

And I dropped out of my computer science degree after only two years, so it's not as if you need to be a gineus or that.

Seriously, email me if you need a hand.

john.g. said...

Thanks Mr. Farty, i'll give it a go so expect to hear from me!!