Joke Tuesday..Double bill.
This is getting harder, as the jokes I've been getting lately are, let's say risque. But here goes, and if you are offended........Sorry (ish).
Little boy having bathtime with mum says, "What's that hairy thing?" Mum says, "It's my sponge."
"Oh, yeah, Auntie Kim has one too, I've seen her washing Dads' face with it."
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What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guiness got in common?
Black coat, white collar, and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!
13 comments:
Well I have to admit the first one made me snigger but the second one really made me lol, thank goodness the children weren't in the room!
LOL.
me, get offended never!
got a few on me phone that embarass me though lol
One from my youngest grand daughter...What do you call a fairy that hasn't had a bath?....STINKERBELL :O)
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Disgusting! I wouldn't dream of telling jokes like that when there are ladies reading this blog.
Oi, fatty tan, mind your own!
Those are so bad!
Very funny, as usual. Not at all offended.
Kelly, welcome! Which of your blogs is the regular one?
I love Ruth's joke. And I'm not offended. Them as are shouldn't read it.
Mum2. xx.
Oh dear. Dear dear dear.
The Catholic one was particularly giggly tho'.
r'pus, lol!
They gave me a giggle - and glad the jokes are above my kids heads!
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