Thursday 13 December 2007

Dead Man Wheeling, R.I.P. Me!

delivery van

I am a dead man walkingwheeling. Di, our beloved landlady let slip a little bit of information that yours truly latched onto.

The beer monster asked for two pints of Pedigree and a packet of crisps.
'That reminds me', says Di. 'The crisp and sweet delivery man is coming today, and I love climbing on his wagon to see what he's got for me!'

13 comments:

SpanishGoth said...

Does she often jump on delivery people (and/or their things)??

Anonymous said...

Is that who Di gets all her "nearly-out-of-date" crisps and things off?

Talking about out of date food, when I left you today I went to the supermarket and, amongst other things, I bought some sea-salt. It said "Use by June 2008" on it. WTF I thought, salt has been around since the dawn of time so why should it be unusable after June 2008? Does it suddenly go rotten at midnight on May 31st 2008? What a load of shite!
Keith

Karelian Blonde said...

Oh my...:)

Unknown said...

Goth, I really can't comment!

Keith, be very careful!!

KB, Oh, yes!

martin said...

Does she nibble his nuts ?.

Unknown said...

Martin, that's a bit personal for me to ask!

katy said...

maybe he has Nobby's Nuts! I love Nobby's nuts!!!

Unknown said...

Katy, never!!

Pat said...

She must be frightened of opening her mouth with you lot around:)

Unknown said...

Mum2, it doesn't stop her!!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Maybe she likes a finger of fudge?

Unknown said...

Oooh, Mermaid!!

sallywrites said...

That's funny - and the comments funnier.

Am back btw......