Tuesday 11 December 2007

Joke Tuesday.

Policeman on a horse says to a little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," She replies.

"Well tell him to put a reflector on it next year." He fined her £5.00.

The girl looked up and said, "Nice horse, you get that from Santa?"

"Yes", he chuckles, I sure did.

"Well", she said, "Next year get him to put the pr*ck under the horse!!"

8 comments:

zoe said...

oh, that's a goodu'n :)

Unknown said...

Zoe, thought you might approve!!

ChrisB said...

I'm laughing.

Pat said...

Well done that girl!

Richard Wintle said...

Oh dear.

That is all.

Jayne said...

Hehehehe.........quiet chuckles from the Big Sandbox.

If you lot have had any rain, would you please send it here?

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, that brings back memories of me (very uncomfortable) on a horse years ago. The instructor said "That horse must like you." Everyone burst out laughing and then I saw the shadow on the ground.. . . .
sablonneuse

Unknown said...

Sandy, ouch!! lol.

Jin, I'd love to, but it's freezing over here!!

RP, yes!

Mum2 & chrisb, great minds!!