Sunday, 3 February 2008

Bastards!

Oh yes, they were all there! Nikki, Charlie, Keith, Steve, and Nipper. All intent of one objective.My humiliation!

I got out of my wheelchair, picked my crutch up(don't even go there!), to go for a pee. And I get a collective chorus of'It's a miracle! He walks!

What say you about that treatment?

16 comments:

Jayne said...

First first first!!! (I think?)
I'd tell 'em they were hallucinating, after drinking all that falling down water in the Merrie Monk!

john.g. said...

Jayne, congratulations! You are indeed first.

You know, I should've thought of that!

katy said...

just make sure you run over their feet next time you go past them and would be better if they had a pint in their hands and they spilt it all down themselves! oh and hit them with the crutch too!

john.g. said...

Katy.......love you! xx

zoe said...

and how did the slap feel, dear?

xxx

john.g. said...

Zoe, he's a girl!

Jesus II said...

It was ME that made the miracle happen, Zoe instructed me to "lay hands upon him", and lo! He got out of the wheelchair and walked to the "Gents".

Alleluia! Praise be to God !

Next time Zoe, I'll hit him harder, and he will cast aside his crutch and run to the toilet.

PI said...

I'd say you've got friends who appreciate your great SOH.

sablonneuse said...

I think Pat's right - you have a wonderful sense of humour.

Beccy said...

I say don't worry, I'm sure you'll get them back...if you haven't already!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Yep, I am sure you have your ways to make them pay. Not least the written one ;)

Karmyn R said...

Next time just "whip it out" and pee in an empty glass - maybe they'd be more happy to see you get up and walk to the loo!

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

karmyn r:

That's easier said than done, having tried it myself. Sometimes you're getting rid of more than a pint!

ADG

Grumpy Git said...

Andrew:

That's some blog you've got there. If I open my curtains I can read it from across the road! Without my glasses!

The amount of beer that John drinks, he would need a bucket ... or two.

Sally Lomax said...

Brilliant!! Hello again!

john.g. said...

Andrew, why is your e-mail address not working?