Pub news.
Oh, my word. Not the words I uttered when I walked into the pub this lunchtime. 'Di, who's nicked the f*cking telly?!'
Apparently the Poacher was sat at the bar yesterday afternoon watching the telly, and it fell off the wall!!I would have paid thousands to see the Poachers face as the T.V. exploded on the floor in front of him!!
It's a good job no-one was playing darts, as the 'ochey is under the telly!
12 comments:
You bloody vandal! I hope he gets a new one for Sunday, otherwise I'll have to look at you!
Where were you today, you tart?!
Had better things to do, wazzok!
Isn't it nice to be pleasant to one another.....
Botty things!!
Oh dear you will have to continue insulting each other with no telly to watch!
Oh my effing god, there is never a dull moment in that Pub:)
I'd gladly donate my old telly,but then there's the problem of p&p....
Maybe Di will replace it with an HD plasma model...think of how nice the games will look then!
Let's hope it's back on for the United game tomorrow.
Maybe it was sabotage in order to get that new HD plasma tv!
Yep, I'm going with the others on this.....I reckon it's time Di sorted you lot out with a nice 40" plasma TV!
That could have been really nasty. Thank goodness no-one was hurt.
Reminds me of the time the mirror fell off the wall, narrowly missing our visitors. Gave them a nasty shock though. Guess who had hung it so precariously? Hubby. . .
Thanks all, but plasma is crap. LCD is the way to go. The plasma screens don't last long enough!
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