Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Joke Tuesday.

I have a worse, but funnier one than this, but it involves anal sex. If you want to read it next Tuesday let me know. The majority wins.

Dr. Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how much he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal voice saying, 'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with a patient, and you wont be the last! You are single, so just let it go.'

But invariably a voice would bring him back to reality, whispering.........'Dave, you're a f*cking VET!'

17 comments:

Sylv said...

ha straight back from the snowy slopes and had to get my blog-fix,slowly but surely copying the bookmarks onto hubbys laptop,let's hope he won't realise what i am up to.Thanks for the chukle and yes i wanna read the ''other'' one next tuesday!!

john.g. said...

Sylv, noted!

ChrisB said...

Oh dear I'm laughing can't stop myself!!
Well I don't know whether I want to read it or not~ so you had better publish it so I can decide!!

john.g. said...

Chrisb, noted!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Oh dear! After that I believe little anal sex won't offend anyone. Live dangerously and go for it mate :)

john.g. said...

Cheers KB!!

Karmyn R said...

haahaha - I did NOT see that one coming!

katy said...

LOL LMFASO and you really need to ask me if i want to read next tuesdays?! of course i bloody do!

Mr Pankhurst said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
sablonneuse said...

Yes John, go for it.

Brom said...

There is a lot to be said for a nice wolly sheep!

john.g. said...

Looks like a yes so far!! Filthy buggers, you lot! LOL.

PI said...

Oh noooooo! Can the the other be worse? That's a rhetorical question:)

Beccy said...

Lol, can't you pretend it's Tuesday tomorrow?

Keith said...

Why did you delete my comment?

john.g. said...

Giving away secrets ,my friend!

Mr Farty said...

My God, that's disgusting!

More please ;)