Women, eh?
What are you like?
- Boob jobs
- Nose jobs
- Teeth bleaching
- Tummy tucks
- Liposuction
- Colonic Irrigation
- Botox
- Pierced ears
- Pierced nipples
- Pierced belly buttons
- Pierced vaginas
- Eye brows plucked
- Bikini wax
- Armpit shaved
- Lips tattoed
- Arms tattoed
- Legs tattoed
- Tits tattoed
- Legs waxed
- Lengthy diets
- Strenuous exercise
- Childbirth.
And then, they wont take it up the A*SE! And why?
Because it f*ucking HURTS
Paah!
I'm off !
22 comments:
oh that is sooooooooooooooo lame :) :) but well worth a good laff:)
:) Oh my! I expected far worse from you John!
I will own up to numbers 8, 12, 16 and 18 but rest is wayyyy too much pain to imagine on my delicate (?)frame. Not to mention up the proverbial ;)
Ok I'm laughing satisfied ! :)
I can't believe my mother is laughing!!!
Honestly John!
P.S. I thought there was a rise in anal sex and not all in homosexual relationships as well!
Beccy, you're more in the know than me then!I don't really take an interest!
I just hope that the vicar of your church doesn't read your blog John.
Who said it hurts anyway?
Wendy, I wouldn't know the vicar of our church if I fell over it!
Well, does it?
That would be telling.
Hhhmmmm!
Bring it on, dear heart, bring it on...
John is definitely back!
So nice to see you back :-)
I wonder if there's a list out there about men being wussies when it comes to having a cold........hehehe!
So that was 'it' then. Well I reckon if your female readers can go through all that they can certainly take a joke. As for me I can only tick off 14, 20 and 22. That's quite enough (but I did have a good laugh).
@Jayne
when they have a cold you can just as well order the carpenter to come and take measurings for their coffin :) ;)
While I can tick off some of the items on your list but not all, I have to disagree with the final statement. It is actually quite funny I have come across this today, after having an enlightened conversation in bed last night. "Anal sex needs preparation", I said. "What? Two fingers not enough?", he replied. You can guess how the rest went, with me making a case for lube and toys while he listened, baffled. Not enough preparation = pain. Lube + toys = heavenly pleasure. I guess some people - male and female - just need a little extra sex education, and a visit to their local sex shop!
Ariel, hello petal, good to hear from you!!
Sylv, BEHAVE!!
Sandy, LOL!
I could tick off about 6 on your list but all that because anal sex HURTS?
New to me.
Zoe, I shall have to check with your twat! xx
John, your last comment is funnier than the post!!!!
Fucking disgusting! *storms out, slamming the door*
I have to agree with brom!
*adds to list of sentences not to be taken out of context*
Hee, hee, I didn't see that coming!!
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