Wednesday 29 October 2008

Pub news.

I'm sorry if I haven't been visiting your blogs as regularly as I should. It's this damn PLURK thing. It's more addictive than heroin!

Anyway,Di,(our ever-so lovely,sometimes, landlady) has informed me today, that in December she is having a Santa's grotto, and I am going to be dressed up as one of Santas helpers, with a green pointy hat and make-up!

It seems I have no say in the matter,which is nothing new!

Now, who's going to be Santa? Suggestions please!

Anyone suggesting Santa is banned!

31 comments:

Holly said...

HA! I believe I posted a very similar post regarding Plurk and it's addictiveness a while back! :-)

Oh, and you SO need to post pics of you in a pointy green hat!

sallywrites said...

I too look forward to the pix!!

Unknown said...

You lot are supposed to be on MY side!

Dumdad said...

It's almost worth a Eurostar ticket to go and see you in a green pointy hat! (Almost).

Anonymous said...

never mind plurk just get yourself over to my place and read WW :)

zoe said...

OMG - you - an ELF??? LOL!

Well, if you're going to be an elf then there's only one person who can be Santa ..... The Old Git Himself - KEITH!

Richard Wintle said...

I myself am voting for John as Santa. Let somebody else be the elf!

Unknown said...

Zoe, ROFLMAO!!

Unknown said...

Thanks, R,Puss, but i'm not old enough!

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

John, we MUST have pics of you in the green pointy hat. What are the elf's duties?

Well, I did think Keith would make a good Santa, all jolly and going ho ho ho...or is that politically incorrect these days and Santas now have to say ha ha ha or hee hee hee or even hi hi hi?

Unknown said...

GG,I can't imagine Keith as Santa!

zoe said...

Work on it, John, work on it...

Anonymous said...

I can't wait until December!!! Will you be wearing tights too?

Mickle in NZ said...

Trigger to be the "pretty" fairy? Di aiming to scarify any children present!

#Debi said...

I also was going to suggest Keith for Santa. You know how he loves the kiddies...

Pat said...

Do I want to know what Flurk is?
Keith immediately came to mind re Santa.

Pat said...

PS I might have to disown you- in a little pointy hat.

Pat said...

Just read Zoe's jokes and they had me laughing - before lunch!

Karelian Blonde said...

Santa for yous lot? I would suggest John Prescott *sniggering*

Holly said...

Oh - bonus on the tights as well! Yup - photos are indeed in order! You listening John?!

Anonymous said...

Is this "Have a go at Keith" week or something?

John, I think Old Tom would make a GREAT Santa because you and I know full well what he would say the the little children don't we?

I think you ought to do a posting about Old Tom, The Commander, Paul the Icecream Van Man and all the other characters from the "Merrie Monk".

Unknown said...

Grumps,you love being in the spotlight!

Mr Farty said...

I hear Jonathon Ross is available...

Unknown said...

Mr.F, cute, we couldn't afford him! Now, what are you doing?

gemmak said...

Sod the santa (no pun intended)...we just need a pic of you in that pointy hat! ;o)

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

Tights!!!

Ohhh Karmyn, that's a good suggestion.

Unknown said...

GG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Like Pat, I'd like to know what Plurk is please. Or will I be sorry for asking?

Unknown said...

Sandy, google Plurk.com!

Pat said...

Sandy : then tell me - lazy bones:)

Anonymous said...

Well, better late than never, but if you still haven't looked it up Pat, it seems to be a sort of message board/facebook thingy.