Saturday, 1 November 2008

Pub news.

It seems that being in a wheelchair and being, in the main, reliant on others for help,which I don't particularly like, is no protection from a hostile source. THE LANDLADY.

There I was, minding my own business, when there was a clip to my left ear. I turned round to see Di standing next to me with one of those,'It wasn't me' faces on her.

"What was that for?" I asked."You were there", she said.

I tell you,I think hallow'een has had an effect on her.

The broomstick's broken down!

22 comments:

stueykins said...

of course the broomstick is broken... she did that when she hit you with it last time

fatboysblogg said...

Just remind her that it's you John that keeps her pub going.Go on dare you,wear a crash helmet.

Sally said...

My original comment on this matter still stands...... And btw come and visit my blog! I feel unloved.

Keli said...

LOL, so glad to see you are back in form again...it's been awhile since hearing of an "unprovoked" Di attack :o

Nice Old Gentleman said...

It seems that Trigger's out of favour now that Di has got another idiot to knock around! Trigger will be getting jealous.

Sally, don't cry love, I'll come for a visit.

Mickle in NZ said...

John, matey, you'll have to eat double this sunday in the pub to keep up your strength. LOL, huggles

Grumpy Keith said...

Mickle - I've never seen John eat in the pub. He really ought to, just to soak up the vast amounts of beer he drinks!

Sylv said...

well well ,i think you should prepare yourself for a clip round the right ear :) wait until Di reads about her suggested means of transport being broken:):)

© Karelian Blonde said...

Just goes to show, never underestimate the strenght of women folk :)

And I am sure she does it every time with love babe :)

PI said...

I know you're very busy but if you don't visit me soon I'll ask her to give you one from me.

john.g. said...

MUM2!!!

headless chicken said...

Tell Di I have a spare broom she can borrow. This is possibly a very silly question but what's PLURK?

john.g. said...

Hi, Sarah! Plurk is an addictive on-going chatroom with people all over the world, it's free and great fun! www.plurk.com

meredic said...

You know I get treated like this a lot by She Of The Townhouse. Its not the chair mate.....she fancies you rotten!

Karmyn R said...

Aw - I think she's picking on you due to love.

john.g. said...

She loves me as a customer!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...I love your words about her..."The Broomstick broke down..." Very funny! Is she always a little testy? Or do you really think it is Halloween connected...?

Thanks for the Good Wishes, my dear John. They are much appreciated.

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha, John! I was looking forward to your Joke Tuesday and got the continuing saga of you and
THE LADNLADY. That would make a great story line for a script!
Thanks, John. ;) Kidding, fun as
usual! Petra

Mickle in NZ said...

Hiya again, any chance of tempting your dear dad out with your camera again? Would love to see around where you live in its now November state. here? - continues green, blackberry stalks well away.

huggles and care, Matey, and footy results so far okay!

john.g. said...

Hiya Mickle, i will when the current crap weather changes!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Why do I keep hearing that Beatles song, she loves you yeah yeah yeah?

john.g. said...

GG,lol!