Tuesday 2 December 2008

Joke Tuesday.

Irish again I'm afraid!

Brenda O'Malley is at home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell ya."

"Of course you can, but where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead. I'm so sorry."

Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen?"

"It was terrible. He fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned."

"Was it a quick death?" she asked.















"Not really, he got out three times for a piss!"

14 comments:

fatboysblogg said...

H ha ha,nice one John.

Unknown said...

hey,fatboy, how's you?

ChrisB said...

the old ones are the best hehehe

fatboysblogg said...

Just eat my tea so a bit fatter!It was cottage pie.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Not a bad way to go...

Anonymous said...

I've heard this joke before but with a slightly diffrernt punchline - "well we pulled him out twice but he just kept jumping back in."

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Hahaha, John! Will we ever get to see the sweet, feminine side?! :))

Unknown said...

Petra, you never know,but i doubt it!

Mal Kiely [Lancelots Pram] said...

Score! lol

Cyalayta
Mal :)

Pat said...

I suppose he died happy.

Leon1234 said...

Hey how are you?

Unknown said...

I'm fine Leon, how are you?

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

Actually that name is spelt 'Seamus' and not as 'Shamus'. Otherwise good chuckle - 100% for effort!

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

I also like the other version of that joke, where he came back up six times for air!