Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Joke Tuesday.

This is from my good friend KB, thanks KB!

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go on a shopping trip one day to a big department store. While they are in there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed. The women's husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policeman breaks the news to them.

"I'm afraid sirs, that we believe your wives were killed in the fire. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags, which were dropped in the panic remain. Can you identify your wives' handbags from these we found?"

The three men all look at the handbags and identify their wives bags. With all accounted for the policewoman leaves them to grieve in peace.

They sit in silence for a while, then the Englishman opens his wife's bag and rummages through it, finally pulling out a half empty packet of cigarettes and says, "All these years of marriage and I never knew she smoked!"

The Scotsman looks into his wife's bag and pulls out a half-empty bottle of scotch, "Jings, I knew her all that time an ah didnae ken ma missus drank!"

The Irishman empties his wife's handbag, looks through the contents and pick up a half-empty packet of condoms. "Saints preserve us!



















All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man!"

17 comments:

Beccy said...

Priceless!

Mr Farty said...

Snort!

john.g. said...

Hi, Beccy!

john.g. said...

Ow d, Mr. F!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

And almost forgot it was Joke Tuesday, John! Spare the thought!
:))

john.g. said...

Petra, i'll let you off!

ChrisB said...

embee will love this one I must send it to him.

Keith said...

Pathetic!

Mickle in NZ said...

Lovely stuff, xxx

Dumdad said...

Why don't you have a look in Di's handbag and tell us what's in it?

john.g. said...

Dumdad, there's a thought!

#Debi said...

Looking in a woman's handbag never turns out well for a man. They don't really want to know what we keep in there...

john.g. said...

#Debi, damn right!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...A LOVELY Surprise Finish....! I never saw that one coming....!

Kila said...

Haha! Ignorance is bliss.

PI said...

What on earth were the handbags made of to withstand the heat?
OK it was fun;y!

PI said...

Funny even.