Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Joke Tuesday.

WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

Dear Walter,


I hope you can help me here. The other day,I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbour's daughter is 22.

We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has been feeling incresingly depressed. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him my ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't see the counsellor and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila.

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Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that the fuel line is clear, If it is, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and all the earth wires. If none of these solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.

Walter.

10 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! It seems to sum up the male sex quite rightly, John! :))

john.g. said...

Petra-Michelle!!

Rog said...

Lol!

Rog said...

Lol!

Rog said...

That's 2 Lols

john.g. said...

Rog, you're keen!

Dumdad said...

That's a useful tip about car maintenance. I look forward to more from you in the future.

john.g. said...

Why thank-you Dumdad, consider it a public service announcement!

ChrisB said...

LOL LOL

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

Ah, so That's why an ex of mine said I was a poor listener!