Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Joke Tuesday.

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the aeroplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
shit?

17 comments:

ChrisB said...

Yes this is a good one LOL.

john.g. said...

Thanks Chris!

Anonymous said...

". . you don't know shit?"

Well that makes two of you then!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! I am rollingggggggg, John!
Thank you for the keeper! :))

john.g. said...

Hello Anonymous! Can't spell your name?

john.g. said...

Hi, Petra Michelle!

Keith said...

Very good. It sounds like one that Zoe might have sent you. . .

john.g. said...

Where were you today you old git?

cynicalgirl said...

*laughs and laughs*

#Debi said...

Very funny!

Mr Farty said...

Oh, very profound. Me likey.

© Karelian Blonde said...

Little girls rule :)

Keith said...

John - Where was I? Working, mate! Out in the fresh air (force 8 gale) enjoying the liquid sunshine and planting this years rice in the paddy-field that used to be my garden!

sablonneuse said...

Great - like it!

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PI said...

Atta little girl!

Kevin 'In Salford' said...

Hhummm! Good for inflecting the facial muscles into a smile.

But to me seems too much of an effort to build up a story to justify the pre-requisite back end of the punchline.

As in the Niki Lauda joke, if you've ever heard it. (Lauda is pronounced as 'Louder'. Enough said!).