Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Joke Tuesday!

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee came in the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.

The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"

Her husband rushed her to the local doctor and explained what had happened. The doctor thought for a moment and said,"Hmm, tricky one, but I have a solution if the young sir would permit."

The husband agreed to whatever method the doctor wished to use.

The doctor said,"OK, what I'm going to do is rub some honey over the tip of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow it out. The husband nodded his approval. The woman said,"Yes,yes, whatever, just get on with it!"

So the doctor, after covering his penis with honey, inserted it into the woman. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey, I need to go deeper.

So deeper and deeper he went. The young lady began moaning and groaning. The doctor looked like he was enjoying himself and placed his hands on her breasts.

At this point the husband became very annoyed and shouted, "What the hell are you doing?"

The doctor, still hard at it, said, "Change of plan, I'm going to drown the bastard!"

15 comments:

Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Thanks for the laff :D

john.g. said...

Pleasure Mal!

ChrisB said...

LOL.

Kevin 'In Salford' said...
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Cheryl said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

John said...
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Karmyn R said...

groan

I enjoyed watching the videos below. Looked like a blast.

( . )( . ) said...

Love it!!!

Dumdad said...

Now there's a doctor with a good bedside manner....

Minx said...

A good groan (moan!).

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john.g. said...

Kevin, if you don't like it, fuck off!

John, if it insults you don't read it! Easy isn't it?

Anonymous, learn to spell your name or you can fuck off too!

john.g. said...

Cheryl, hello!

Hi, Karmyn! Good one going on today!

Arna!, Where have you been?

Dumdad, LOL!

Hiya, Minx!

PI said...

A bit near the knuckle:)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL.....I did not see that end coming, (You'll excuse the expression...lol)