Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Joke Tuesday.

Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counselling after 25 years of
marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate,

painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25
years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list ofunmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand and unbutton her blouse, he embraced her, put his
hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as her husband Marc watched with a raised eyebrow.
Jacqueline shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as
though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Marc and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'


Marc thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I've got golf.

15 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! Typical! ;) Good one, John! :))

Dumdad said...

Ho, ho!

MarthaPam said...

How did you get the transcript of my therapy session!!??

john.g. said...

Pammy! LMAO!

thepinkdog said...

Hah! Hey, if everyone is happy with the schedule... win, win, win! ;-) LOL!

ChrisB said...

Seen that one before but still laughing.

Rog said...

hahahahahahaha!

john.g. said...

Hello,Rog!

wendishness said...

lmao love it!

sue said...

Right--who's the therapist?

#Debi said...

Hadn't heard that one--funny! :D

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* where do I sign up for this theraphy...?

mutleythedog said...

I too have golf on Fridays,, mayhap we shall meet up?

PI said...

That's wicked. But funny:)

Mickle in NZ said...

Oh John, both dreadful and wonderful at once, teehee,

Huggles, Mickle xxx