Friday, 26 June 2009

Pub news.

There are two animals that reside in the pub,(more if you include the customers). Charlie the push-me-pull-you Pekingese, and Jasper the Tabby cat.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady loves Jasper and always cuddles him and tells him how lovely he is.(I get similar treatment)!

Jasper(pretend)

Pretend this is Jasper, as the only info I got was that he's a Tabby.

Di has been cuddling and talking silly to Jasper for the past two weeks. Jez was concerned. There was something different about Jasper that Di hadn't noticed.

Jasper lookalike

Notice any difference between the two cats?

One of the locals came in and Di said,"Look at Jasper out there". The woman looked out of the window and remarked,"That's My cat,Stripey!"

Jez went out to check.

"Yep, that's Stripey!"

Di said,"I've been loving and cuddling that cat for two weeks!"

Jasper is still around and well, but was absent during the day whilst Di was fawning over the wrong cat!

21 comments:

Dumdad said...

What a CAT-astrophe! (As is this poor excuse for a joke).

Kila said...

Never trust a cat!

john.g. said...

Kila, it's not the cats fault! LOL!

john.g. said...

Dumdad, you said it!

ChrisB said...

LOL 'cat-astrophe' brilliantly put dumdad.

john.g. said...

Chris,LOL!

#Debi said...

That 1st one looks like he's been into the catnip a bit too much...

Mickle in NZ said...

Yep, you got me laughing. Suggest you lend Di your glasses.

Does she every muddle up Charlie for Jasper?

Huggles, Mickle xxx (even Zeb is purring in laughter)

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* easily done (?) and I am sure Stripey was not harmed :D

Keith said...

I can state quite CAT-egorically that "I don't believe it" ¹

"You're making it up as you go along!" ²

Di, being the beautiful, intelligent and sensitive person that she is ³, (well I think so) would never make a mistake like that!

I think it was Stripey that made the mistake. He went to the wrong house!


Quotes:
¹ Victor Meldrew.
² Life of Brian.
³ Me.

Mickle in NZ said...

Just as well I live so far away or Zebby might end up in The Merrie Monk too!

apositivepessimist said...

I’m guessing Stripey didn’t mind.

Karmyn R said...

I would totally laugh and think that was hilarious if I hadn't experienced the EXACT same thing with one of my cats....her evil twin was outside as I was rushing out the door one evening, I picked her up and through her inside....

my roommate at the time couldn't figure out why the cat was hissing and acting all freaky until she looked out the window and saw MY cat looking in , "WHAT THE HELL?"

MarmiteToasty said...

to dam funny.... if only cats could talk aye lol

x

Blazing said...

So you have never picked up someone elses pint then John ;-)

john.g. said...

Blazing, never! Mine are always empty first!

john.g. said...

Pessimist! Where've you been!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....That is funny...! Is Di's eyesight a little foggy? Though I remember Waaaay backj when I had my first kitties...and I mistook another cat for one of them, but I had only hsd him for about two weeks....! It happens.
Where was Jasper during those two weeks??

Thanks for your Birthday Wishes, dear John....I dearly appreciate them.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh, and I forgot to say....I kept both those kitties who I thought looked alike--in reality, the only thing they had in common was that they were both in the "orange" colored family...but they both were GREAT Cats...!

PI said...

You mean to say that Stripey didn't let on? That's cats for you.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Where was Jasper? Was he somewhere, catatonic?