Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Pub news.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady has excelled herself this time!

Having lived with the female of the species for a year, I know that their morning habits are, get up, shower, dress, make-up, hair.

I didn't realise, however, that this could be used as hair spray!

Jez did NOT tell me this, semaphore was used!

12 comments:

Keith said...

Me first!

Did Jez spray the hair lacquer on his. . (sorry)under his arms then?

Gordon said...

Semiphore was used? What's that? I do not understand. Please explain.

Keith said...

Gordon (Brown?) - Semaphore is a type of sign language used by silly people to communicate without making a sound.

If I stuck my middle finger up at you it means "Up yours!" and if I put two fingers up to you, it means "F*** Off"!

Well, semaphore is an improved version of that, only you use your arms and sticks with bits of cloth nailed to them. See?

john.g. said...

Hee, Hee! Keith, good....for you!

Karmyn R said...

Ha ha ha!!!

Well, at least she didn't grab the Preparation H and use it for her elbow cream (or worse - face cream!)

Keith said...

Only arseholes use Preparation H as a face cream!

#Debi said...

Actually, I have heard that supermodels use Preparation H under their eyes to reduce bags...

PI said...

Yes Keith but what was the semaphore saying? I don't recognise these products

Blazing said...

Ball type or aerosol?

Neither, it was for under his armpits...

Well someone had to say it :)

Kila said...

So, did she perspire less?

john.g. said...

Kila, swore a bit more!

Guyana-Gyal said...

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That's semaphore for 'my goodness'.