Saturday, 20 June 2009

Pub news.

Jez and Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady have put some hanging baskets outside the pub to add a bit of colour. They look really lovely and obviously Di had a say in their positioning for maximum effect.

This explains, why, in the space off 10 minutes she had nearly knocked herself out on them twice!

A 'mind the hanging baskets' sign should be made. You know what health and safety issues they pose.

Especially if you happened to be called Di!


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After seeing Jez's pathetic efforts at hanging baskets I decided to put some outside my backdoor. You must admit they look absolutely fantastic don't they? It's amazing what you can do with a bunch of weeds isn't it?

Perhaps I should have moved the socks first? Or even washed them?

-Keith.
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15 comments:

MysticFirefly said...

Oh that was funny!!! Thanks for posting it, John!

john.g. said...

Pleasure, Chris!

ChrisB said...

'elf n safety are very important the flowers might get damaged.LOL

john.g. said...

ChrisB, LMAO!

Rog said...

This blog need an 'ed-itter.

Blazing said...

I think that Keith misunderstood the need to apply 'hose' to his hanging baskets daily :-)

Mr Farty said...

Well they did get maximum effect!

ps Guess who's baaaack!

apositivepessimist said...

I suspect she won’t be the only head-banger. Pretty to look at but hard on the head.

#Debi said...

Let me guess, Keith--those were originally white athletic socks...

john.g. said...

Pessimist, where have you been?!!

john.g. said...

thanks Mr. F!

Ricardipus said...

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha brilliant.

Perhaps a nice line of socks in front of the pub's basket would act as a warning to Di? Clever idea Keith.

john.g. said...

Hello, Mr, R'Pus!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Or you can hang the socks the other way and stick flowers in them.

I used to have to dodge hanging baskets here too, one attacked me once.

PI said...

I sometimes think I have much in common with Di:)
Tell Keith to live dangerously and get some coloured sox.