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I sauntered hobbled in today. "Morning, Di", I said. "Hello", she replied."Are you ok?" I ask. "I'm knackered, I've been up since 6.00am seeing to 23 fishermen."
"Blimey,I know things are tough....but...."
"They booked in for breakfast you twat!"
"Oh,yes I forgot!"
6 comments:
I hope Di gave them a right good seeing to.
Dumdad,LOL!
23 fishermen with their carbon fibre poles at 6am should be treated with respect, give them kippers or smoked haddock only and not Monk fish. They should know their plaice. (Blimey i'm Barred now).
Mr Rob, she hasn't read this....yet!
I didn't know you were near water?
I wonder what she gave them?
Ahhm, what were you thinkin', Mr. J.G.?
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