Saturday, 29 January 2011

General drivel.

It's 11 years ago today since I got squashed by a nasty tree! My Dad has been a superstar during the past decade. My friends have helped, taken the piss and generally been there. I thank them.



Now, onto the subject of todays drivel. Have you ever analysed the front of your birthday cards? This year, I have had hundreds eight.



I shall categorize them.



Three were alcohol related,(not a problem,as I am in the pub every lunch). One was about computers,(ok, I use mine a lot). One was about sending me a pole dancer, who upon opening the card, was a bloke called Igor!(Thanks Sis!)



The remaining three cards however, somewhat disturbed me. They all had pictures of a CHIMPANZEE on them! Now, I can take a lot of stick,as I give it out, but I think the comparison is grossly unfair!



On a final note,Rob and Kath, that bloody card took me 15 minutes to open!!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

Mr Rob said...

Ha Ha, you should worry it took me about 5 minutes when i was buying it :)

john.g. said...

Git!!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Ha, John, at least you still gets cards. Seems like nobody sends cards any longer, these days.

Guyana-Gyal said...

*you still GET*

my grammar is asleep zzzzzzzzzzzz

Pat said...

Sorry I'm late - Happy Birthday - and I have your birth date on my notice board but there's so much up there I missed it.xoxox

Mickle in NZ said...

Belated Happy Birthday, fellow Aquarian.

I got 4 cards - a pretty floral, 2 fluffy kittens and a very bright glittery one that is scary first thing in the morning, even without a hangover!

(I'll happily admit to liking cats but fluffy kittens are way tooo much!)