Saturday, 3 March 2007

Classic Trigger

Trigger was moaning that after doing his washing(his wife died 13 years ago), that he was itching a bit from his clothes. We suggested that this might be down to his washing powder. Obe Wan asked if he used fabric softener.

"No, what does that do?"

I need not continue...............!

We have duck curry on the bar tomorrow, courtesy of Obe Wan, with cauliflower and homemade garlic bread. I wont need any tea later. It saves Father cooking, and it`s free!

Oh, btw, Man. UTD beat the Scousers today. Now there`s reason for celebration!

27 comments:

maggie said...

:) trigger cracks me up, john!

Beccy said...

I'm trying to get a mental picture of Trigger, can you help?

john.g. said...

Beccy, 62, pug-ugly, with the skin of a Rhino.

Wendz said...

Still trying to imagine duck curry...

Duck..yes...roasted...curry..yes....but curried fecking duck? EW!

Sally Lomax said...

So how old is Trigger?

Free food!! Sounds like a good pub!!!

john.g. said...

Sally. 62, but looks 82.

Anonymous said...

Next Sundays Menu: Curried Road-kill. All welcome.

Beccy said...

Getting a picture now, thanks John.

Ariel said...

Might Trigger have fleas?

john.g. said...

Beccy, you`re welcome.

Ariel, he probably wont know!

Keith, i`ll talk to you tomorrow.

PI said...

i want to live near your pub! Every timem Man U come on telly MTL says 'There's your team!' which really p----s me off!

john.g. said...

Sorry, Pat, but that`s life !!

Anonymous said...

John ~ Sorry mate, can't make it tomorrow. Have to go into Leicester and might not make it to the pub before chucking out time (3pm).
Keith

john.g. said...

Keith, no problem, whenever.

Sally Lomax said...

John

Just saw your answer to Beccy - after I had posted my comment!! Slly me!!

"Looks 82". That's bad!

john.g. said...

Sally, it is, bless him!!

Anonymous said...

I've come to the conclusion that all Bloggers are mad, except for me and JohnG.

Come to think of it, I'm not too sure of JohnG either!
Keith

PI said...

The original is 'They're all a bit queer except thee an me and thy'rt a bit queer at times.'
Just sayin'!

Anonymous said...

Pat ~ Nowadays we aren't supposed to say 'queer' because the puffs might be offended. Perhaps we should re-phrase that saying to 'They're all a bit gay except thee an me and thy'rt a bit gay at times.'

John ~ Trip to Leicester cancelled. Will see you at lunchtime. Was that a groan I just heard?
Keith

Simoney said...

The Scousers were robbed! That wasn't a match, would've been a draw had that eeejit not given away a penalty. Anyway I forgive you because, unlike Chelsea, at least Man U has a history of being a good club. No disgrace to lose to the team at the top of the premiership.
Anyway, duck curry aside (which sound gak by the way), apologies if my dad has scared you off. He's a bit, um, queer in the original sense of being just plain insane. But I love him!

Simoney said...

PS... Keith, you keep posting as "anonymous" but then putting your name within the body of the comment. Doesn't that kind of defeat the point of anonymity?

Anonymous said...

Simoney ~ I use Geocities.com for my blogpage and the new Blogger/Google system refuses to let me post on ANY Blogger page now. It will not let me use "OTHER" either, but it will permit me to use "ANONYMOUS" so I have to identify myself by pasting the link in myself.

I think Google and Yahoo are behaving childishly.
Keith

Anonymous said...

I use Geocities because I have complete control over every aspect of my blogpage, and there are no restrictive "terms of agreement" like in Google.
Keith

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I didn't mean that Yahoo are acting childishly, it's just Blogger-Google.

JohnG ~ Sorry for hogging your comments column. I'll buy you a pint at lunchtime.
Keith

Wendz said...

keith were you having fun this morning, nattering away in here? Now what have I missed possum, that we're all mad or queer or something? I am not mad. Pah!

john.g. said...

Can I have MY blog back now?

Simoney, the Scousers didn`t deserve to lose,I agree, but HA, HA!

Beccy said...

John congratulations, you won a prize!