Tuesday, 20 March 2007

A joke for you.

This i strictly a mathematical viewpoint... it`s like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ? Ever wonder what makes all those people say they`re giving 110% ?

Here`s a little formula that might help.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
but.

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND, look how far Ass Kicking will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%

So, one can conclude that with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it`s the bullshit and ass kissing the gets you to the top !!

I thought i`d share this with you .

4 comments:

Beccy said...

I think I may have read this before John but for the life of me I can't remember where!

john.g. said...

You suggested I post it Beccy. It`s your fault!!

Beccy said...

Teasing you!

john.g. said...

Right then...........!