Cookery lesson.

Trigger was on good form today.

The conversation was centered on food ( home-cooked food), something Trigger knows very little about, but the local lads are particularly good at.
The Poacher said he needed some roughage (that doesn`t look right).

"What`s that?" said Trigger.

"Try greens, or fibre".

"What?"

"Ok, cardboard or old car tyres, they`re good".

"So, how do i cook them?"

"What, the tyres?"

"No, the greens".

DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!