A joke for you.
This i strictly a mathematical viewpoint... it`s like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ? Ever wonder what makes all those people say they`re giving 110% ?
Here`s a little formula that might help.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
but.
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
AND, look how far Ass Kicking will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%
So, one can conclude that with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it`s the bullshit and ass kissing the gets you to the top !!
I thought i`d share this with you .
4 comments:
I think I may have read this before John but for the life of me I can't remember where!
You suggested I post it Beccy. It`s your fault!!
Teasing you!
Right then...........!
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