Tuesday 20 November 2007

Joke Tuesday..Double bill.

This is getting harder, as the jokes I've been getting lately are, let's say risque. But here goes, and if you are offended........Sorry (ish).

Little boy having bathtime with mum says, "What's that hairy thing?" Mum says, "It's my sponge."

"Oh, yeah, Auntie Kim has one too, I've seen her washing Dads' face with it."

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What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guiness got in common?

Black coat, white collar, and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!

13 comments:

Beccy said...

Well I have to admit the first one made me snigger but the second one really made me lol, thank goodness the children weren't in the room!

katy said...

LOL.
me, get offended never!
got a few on me phone that embarass me though lol

RUTH said...

One from my youngest grand daughter...What do you call a fairy that hasn't had a bath?....STINKERBELL :O)
Rx

Anonymous said...

Disgusting! I wouldn't dream of telling jokes like that when there are ladies reading this blog.

Unknown said...

Oi, fatty tan, mind your own!

Kelly said...

Those are so bad!

Anonymous said...

Very funny, as usual. Not at all offended.

Unknown said...

Kelly, welcome! Which of your blogs is the regular one?

Pat said...

I love Ruth's joke. And I'm not offended. Them as are shouldn't read it.

Unknown said...

Mum2. xx.

Richard Wintle said...

Oh dear. Dear dear dear.

The Catholic one was particularly giggly tho'.

Unknown said...

r'pus, lol!

Anonymous said...

They gave me a giggle - and glad the jokes are above my kids heads!