Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Joke Tuesday.

From my friend, K.B.

Women are evil by nature.

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the barman who approached her immediately.

She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually,no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the barman..."Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across his lips and slyly popping a couple of fingers into his mouth for him to gently suck on.

"What should I tell him?" he spluttered.

















"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, soap, or hand towels in the ladies room!"

20 comments:

Sylv said...

EURGH!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye! Great punch line. I actually cringed!
Then laughed, John!

john.g. said...

Petra,laughing is the only way to go!
Sylv, LOL!!

Mickle in NZ said...

Dear John.G
Arrgh, sadly too, too familiar. Given the surgically shortened designer state of mine own innards, I carry assorted supplies of this type (loo paper, wet wipes etc.....)with me

So this is also very, very funny for Mickle living with the short, fast flow innards, thanks for the laughs, thank yous many times over
Huggles from Mickle and sound asleep, much loved by me, Zebby-Cat

john.g. said...

Mickle, you're welcome!

little wanderer said...

yuk!
but funny as always

little wanderer said...

yuk!
but funny as always

little wanderer said...

yuk!
but funny as always

john.g. said...

hell, katy, thrice?

PI said...

Great punch line!

Grumpy Keith said...

This bar in a quiet rural pub; it wouldn't be the Merrie Monk by any stretch of the imagination would it?

If it is then I feel that it is my duty to have a quiet word with Di. Remember her? She is the slap-happy landlady of said pub that you usually fall foul of. . . .

Grumpy Keith said...

... as to the joke, poo! (On her fingers?)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
This is supposed to be funny??? LOL!
John, my dear....get a grip!
I really need a good laugh and I was counting on you....!

Elaine said...

That was told (or written) very well!

(By the way...I love the 2112 album.)

john.g. said...

Elaine, hi, and welcome! 2112 is great!

Jayne said...

Ewwwwww, but funny :-)

ChrisB said...

Yuk but funny LOl (wish we could put emoticons in these comments)

Brom said...

Excellent!!!

headless chicken said...

Vile!

Guyana-Gyal said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...and would you know, I'm listening to Eric Clapton / Cream singing 'Strange Brew.'