Friday, 26 September 2008

Pub news.

I escaped the dreaded bog incarceration today by virtue of stealth and speed! I waited until she was busy then raced hobbled off to the loo! I was back before she new it!

I fear I may not be so lucky tomorrow after the following conversation when I was 3/4's down my pint.

Di,"Are you alright if I go out for a smoke?"

Me,"Yes,no problem."

Di comes back in a few minutes later and says,"Do you want me now?"

Me,"No,thanks, but I'll have a pint!"

Trigger thought this highly amusing."You can sit on my lap if you like."

Di,"UGH,I'd be sick you twat!"

I'll see what tomorrow brings??!

9 comments:

Jon M said...

Sounds like Di's fighting back!

john.g. said...

jon m,too right!

Lehners in France said...

If I were Di, finger, eye, poke sounds good and that's the only poke! Debs x

john.g. said...

LOL,Debs x

Dumdad said...

You're asking for it!

Change Architects said...

Well my dear, we will know what happened to you if you don't plurk for a while :)

john.g. said...

Hi, keli!

SpanishGoth said...

I almost sorry I never got to meet Di. I would have slapped and tickled her even before....

zoe said...

oh dear, poor Di ....