Sunday, 28 September 2008

Pub news.

Di belted me twice within 5 minutes of walking in. "What the hell was that for?" I asked with a look of surprise on my face."Just getting myself in credit for next week." My Dad grinned,a wish I'd done that grin! Pub life can be so cruel.

chilli pepper

The Poacher bought some deep fried crayfish and chilli peppers with a dip of various oils and spices.The chillis were mainly sweet varieties, apart from one! Guess who got THE ONE?

Trigger went red,then green,sweated,eyes watering! We didn't laugh(much)!

Once Trigger had recovered a modicum of composure(if that is possible),he blamed the Poacher for his distress. "It's your own fault Trigger," exclaimed the Poacher,"You ate it!"

Here endeth the lesson. If it's red and comes from the Poachers' kitchen, don't eat it,and if it's battered and comes from the Poachers kitchen,don't eat it.....unless you're Trigger!

13 comments:

Karmyn R said...

I have to say "Poor Trigger" - but everyone knows not to eat red chili peppers.

And as for Di - she must know you too well!

john.g. said...

Karmyn r,!!!!!!!!!!

Nice Old Gentleman said...

Di has got one failing - she doesn't hit John hard enough! Is is it favouritism, or does she feel sorry for him? She keeps threatening to push his wheelchair outside and lock the door. I think she's waiting for a rainy day. . .

Mickle in NZ said...

Ah, even your Dad enjoy's watching Di belt you one! Hope he got to eat some of the crayfish.

Anonymous said...

Hi John,

I will now be an avid reader of the blog from now on.

I'd like to say that I feel sorry for Trigger, but I don't!! HA!

Rob

john.g. said...

Hi, Rob!

Minx said...

Eating is bad enough but don't hang around long enough to witness the afterburn!

john.g. said...

LOL,Minx!!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

What cuts right through the strength of chillies or jalapenos is sugar! Water just doesn't work!
Well schnapps would! ;))

john.g. said...

Anything dairy based is good!

Guyana-Gyal said...

John g, slip some pepper in some chocolate and feed 'em, hehehe. Don't blame me if they hit you real hard after, though.

john.g. said...

GG, you are evil!

wendishness said...

hahaha too funny, I agree Di knows you too well!!

What a laugh about Trigger and the chili...haha what a twit!