Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Joke Tuesday.

A group of primary school infants,accompanied by two female teachers,went on a field trip to the Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet,it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and they boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice,(and leaving one outside to guard the door)she went inside,helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting them up,one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted the final one,she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,she said,"You must be in year four."















"No,madam,"he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15."

Can I just add that Di beat me up again. She read the blog last night!

What did i do wrong?

13 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* tooooooo funny!!!

Karmyn R said...

I had to reread the beginning of the joke to find out where they were again! NOW I get the punchline. hahahaha

wendishness said...

ROTF....I'm scarred for life now!! ;)

Sally said...

It took me a while too... but when i got it i laughed outloud!

john.g. said...

Hi,Sally!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

I need an explanation, John! ;)

john.g. said...

Petra, jockeys are only small!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Ohhhhhhhh! LOL

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...Very Funny, my dear!

Mr Farty said...

I really should have seen that coming. But didn't. Again. Nice one, John!

Dumdad said...

Much chortling from across the English Channel...

dubaibilly said...

LOL

PI said...

Oh I'm glad I didn't miss that one:)