Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Joke Tuesday.

A chicken farmer went to his local pub and sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says,"How about that? I just ordered champagne too!"

"What a coincidence",he says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating!"

"This is a special day for me too,I'm also celebrating",she replies.

"What a coincidence", says the man.

As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence", says the man,"I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile,but today they're finally laying eggs!"

"That's great news", she says,"How did your hens become fertile?"

I used a different cock," he replied.


















The woman smiled and said,"What a coincidence!"

11 comments:

wendishness said...

hahaha I've heard this before but I still love it! Thanks for sharing :)

little wanderer said...

LOL mmmmm wonder if I should recommend a coincidence to my friend!!!!!!

john.g. said...

Katy! LOL!

headless chicken said...

Very rude and very funny, as ever!
Just the word 'cock' is enough to make me snigger! :)

Grumpy Keith said...

3 out of 10 for effort. See me at playtime.

Dumdad said...

What a load of old cock!

Sally said...

Very naughty, but very funny!

PI said...

Har Har Har! And she shouldn't drink if she's preggers and NO you did not win the competition! You're supposed to read the post below - as you very well know. Sometimes you are incorrigible! But I like you:)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL.....A Good One, John!

ChrisB said...

Loved it LOL

dubaibilly said...

Ah gentle comedy - nice

DB