Tuesday 17 March 2009

Joke Tuesday. Double bill!

Over 5000 men were surveyed and asked why they like receiving oral sex.

1% said they liked the warmth.

2% said they liked the sensation.

3% liked the eroticism.

However, 94% said they enjoyed the peace and quiet!






A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a case. He asks, "Where are you going?"

"To London",she says, "I've heard prostitutes get £400 a time for what I do for free".

The man starts packing too. The wife asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how the hell you're going to live on £800 a year!"

7 comments:

Keith said...

Pathetic!

ChrisB said...

But funny LOL.

Karelian Blonde said...

Hmmm..

Zed said...

Keith .... you left this joke over at my place ... did you not? I bet you found it funny then. (The second one, that is.)

Unknown said...

Hah! So there, you grumpy git!

Jon M said...

Sexist, rude...I loved them! :)

Mickle in NZ said...

Oh dearie, dearie, me - yet I still LOL, dear John G has got away with it again.

You wicked rascal, sending love and huggles, Mickle in the cooler Wellywood, xxxxxx.