Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Joke Tueday double bill.

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile
when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)



Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and
done everything!


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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon ... all he
wants is anal sex and my ass hole is now the size of a 50 pence piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 pence piece."

Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman ... you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion ... you drive a Ferrari ... you get £1000
a week allowance you take 6 holidays a year and you want to throw all
that away for 45 pence!!!!!!!!!"

You've got to smile!

11 comments:

ChrisB said...

Seen these but still laughing, especially the second one ;)

john.g. said...

LOL! Chris!

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* Old ladies rule!

Karmyn R said...

Thanks for the giggles.

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Agree, John, you've got to smile! :))

PI said...

I'm smiling!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Watch out John...I am an old lady...lol!

john.g. said...

Naomi! LOL!

Keith said...

So you didn't like my pictorial comment then John? *sob*
Nobody loves me anymore *sob*

#Debi said...

Awww, Keith. What's not to love? :)

Keith said...

#Debi - I'm not in Johns good books at the moment.