Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Pub news.

Jez was behind the bar when I arrived at the pub today. For the last two days I have had to put up with Di,our ever so lovely soaker landlady! I was getting fed up with being hit, so today was a pleasant respite!

I asked where Di was, all the while looking over my shoulder. Jez said she had gone to get her hair done. I asked how long she had been gone. "Three hours", he said.

Our lovely landlady arrived back looking radiant, but to me, the layman, the hair looked as good as usual.

"When are you getting your hair done", I asked.

Maybe I shouldn't have!

I hurt!

17 comments:

Keli said...

You must admit that you did ask for that!

john.g. said...

I know, I keep thinking of your entertainment!

MysticFirefly said...

Troublemaker....'s all I'm going to say!

john.g. said...

Hi, Chris!

sablonneuse said...

John, you'll have to learn how to communicate with the fair sex in a way that will avoid pain on your part - otherwise it might hurt too much for you to tell us what happened!

john.g. said...

Sandy, no chance with Di!

Keli said...

Oh, now that I know your ultimate goal is to entertain us...go ahead and keep up the good work :P

john.g. said...

Keli, how could I not entertain such lovely people?

Keith said...

You shuld have asked her if it was styled by the Council Parks Dept. I hear they are quite good at trimming back unruly growth. . . .

Perhaps not.

john.g. said...

Keith,i'll let you ask her!

Zed said...

The Twat never even noticed that I'd had my hair done, even when he knew where I'd gone. So I changed tactics - get him to bring me my wallet that I'd conveniently left at home so as to pay.

You have to admire the 'do' over here, infront of the hairdresser, especially if the hairdresser is a friend of at least 17 years!

john.g. said...

Zed, cunning as ever!

cynicalgirl said...

You may as well resign yourself to getting hit by Di no matter what--if she doesn't have a reason to get you she'd probably make one up.

Keith said...

John - That comment by a "Keith" is not me. Somebody is trying to frame me!

I would never dream of criticising Di's hair. I'm sure that it looks absolutely stunning, and it makes her look more beautiful than ever. I can't wait to see it.

john.g. said...

Keith! Bollocks!

Keith said...

John - No, I said her hair, I don't think she has any of them!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Well, you know what you are?

A glutton for punishment, that's what.