Monday, 27 July 2009

Pub news.

Sunday night and the ever popular poker night. Three tables of eight. Di, our ever-so lovely soaker landlady made it to the final table of eight. She got taken out by a policeman who lives up the road and plays most weeks. She called him a "Tw*t"!

Not a good move normally, except when you've a bottle of white wine under your belt!

In other news, Jez, Di's long suffering partner has had an abscess in his gum. His jaw swelled up to such an extent that he couldn't eat! Anti-biotics are working, but Di has had her bit of fun.

Jez calls the Pekingnese "Flatface", and the cat "Tw*tface", so Di responded with......."So, I've now got a Flatface, a Tw*tface, and now a Fatface"!

1-1, I think!

She still had a hangover migraine though!

13 comments:

ChrisB said...

Love it LOL.

john.g. said...

This place is nuts, Chris!

Z said...

Excellent - well done, Di.

Kila said...

LOL~

Poor Jez!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Well, at least you didn't get thumped today.

wendishness said...

Hahaha great stuff!!!

Jayne said...

Another day in that bloody mad house! Great stuff.
I hope your anon visitor understood, cos he seems to have left you quite a tale? Methinks he's in the 'wong' blog :-)

Mal's Team Gherkin said...

No sympathy for self-inflicted headaches! rofl

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

I feel I personally know her through your posts, John! :))

Will be back for some belly laugher! ;)

PI said...

Quite a way with words Di:)

john.g. said...

Hiya, Mal! How's tricks?

john.g. said...

Petra,LOL!

john.g. said...

Mum2 they call it DI-vine intervention!