Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Joke Tuesday.

A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development.

She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh.

They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.


The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings.

Much to her relief, it's the doctor.

She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, ‘You’re perfectly healthy--there's no problem..

But I'm wondering, was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?'

The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how did you know?'

“Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.”

Thanks to Wendy and Stuey in Eastern Oz!

18 comments:

ChrisB said...

LOL

Kila said...

LOL, terrible!

thepinkdog said...

LOL!

Keli said...

lol, priceless!
well, the ear rings obviously aren't, but the joke is ;)

john.g. said...

ChrisB,I couldn't resist it!

john.g. said...

Kila, LOL!

john.g. said...

Thepinkdog(Caroline) Hee,hee!

john.g. said...

Keli,LMAO!

Keith said...

I heard that one in the pub today!

john.g. said...

Keith, tw*t!

Beccy said...

Love it John, laughing at Keli's comment too.

john.g. said...

hi,Beccy!

#Debi said...

*groan*

Nice one!

wendishness said...

LOL thought you'd get a chuckle out of that one! ;-)

© Karelian Blonde said...

*LOL* it could happen.... :D

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha, John! The spot could have been an allergic reaction to him! bu dum bum! :))

PI said...

I'd drop him like a hot potato.

Elaine said...

LOL!