Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Joke Tuesday.

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an
article which appeared in /The Dublin Times/ about a bank
robbery on March 2. *

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts
at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes
filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds
of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside
they found only a *small* bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all
safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce
of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little
bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving
with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read: *

Many thanks to Karen for this one!


Dumdad said...

Ha, ha, ugh!

Mickle in NZ said...

So not the super cooled stuff?

laugh, laugh, ick!!!! chunder..............

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Rog said...

Did it stand up in court?

Unknown said...


Unknown said...

Mickle, you want an iced lolly?

Unknown said...

Nice one, Rog!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Rollingggg here, John! These little bowls of pudding could be worth their weight in gold if......! ;)

thepinkdog said...

ROFL!! ewwww!

#Debi said...

That's not right... :D

Pat said...

Did you hear my great gasp?

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

Serves 'em right. I wish this would happen to real bank robbers, hahaha

Wendy Ascham said...

I was once involved (in a professional capacity of course) in a court case involving two men who gained entrance into the shop next door to a jewellers and broke through the cellar wall into the shop next door, where they were promptly arrested by the police who were waiting for them. Apparently they made that much noise the entire neighbourhood heard them. The police wanted to know why they had broken into a cake shop!

They had tunneled the wrong way!

Unknown said...

Hiya, Wendy! Irish, perchance?

ChrisB said...

That is hilarious LOL.

SpanishGoth said...

LMAO - I said spit, not swallow

Unknown said...

YO! Goth!

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