Monday, 3 August 2009

Pub news.

I have been out-witted by Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady!

If you read Saturdays' post you will know about Di's challenge not to call anyone a tw*t or a w*nker last night during the poker game.

She succeeded! But only through downright chicanery! The extent that that soaker woman will go to so she can carry on drinking wine knows no bounds!

She asked someone else to do it for her! Not ONCE,but TWICE!

She still got pissed though!

16 comments:

Kila said...

Haha, good thinking.

john.g. said...

Kila!

thepinkdog said...

LOL! Smart woman!

PI said...

Even so John i think she shows tremendous forbearance. No way could I zip it and let someone else do the cursing if I was erupting.

john.g. said...

You lot would favour one of your own! I feel cheated!

Anonymous said...

excellent idea, but I wonder if it had the same gratification.

Gina70r

john.g. said...

Gina, you made it!

© Karelian Blonde said...

When there is a will there is a way. Good thingking Di ;)

Keith said...

As I've said before, Di is not only extremely pretty but is very intelligent as well.

In fact she is also a good judge of character, inasmuch she can see that I'm just a kindly old gentleman with her interests at heart, whilst you just "ruffle her feathers" all the time. Every bashing you get from her is a constant source of pain to you, but for me it cheers me up and makes my day. . . . and makes me think that there is some justice in the world after all.

Nah nah ne na nah!

john.g. said...

W*nker!

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john.g. said...

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Wendy Ascham said...

Hi John, been to the pub and had your usual 7 pints? I suppose my dad was there buying everybody beer and buttering Di up as usual?

He's always charming the ladies, he's well known for it in Winchester. Smarmy git!
Never says anything nice to me! Sob.

Anyway, you use to many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!

john.g. said...

Wendy, Keith buying beer? Don't make me laugh!

ChrisB said...

Very clever thinking I knew she's do it somehow!

john.g. said...

Chris, HAARRUMPPHH!