Saturday, 1 August 2009

Pub news.

As you all know, Sunday night in the 'Merrie Monk' is poker night. Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady is very competitive. You aren't supposed to take all her chips off her, thus knocking her off out!

She says she takes being beaten in good wine spirit, and doesn't swear at people.(Which is crap)!Therefore, the players have said that, if, this Sunday, she calls whoever knocks her out a tw*t, or a w*nker, she goes without wine for a week!

Personally, I think she's no chance! The only way she can achieve this is to win the game!

What say you? Odds anyone?

9 comments:

ChrisB said...

I don't think she will risk being with her wine LOL.

john.g. said...

Chris, *without her wine*!

thepinkdog said...

Hee-hee! Tough call. You know how much Di loves her wine... but tw*t and w*nker seems to roll off her tongue. I say... she won't be knocked out therefore... no swear words and wine all week! ; )

Beccy said...

I say 'go Di, go'!!!!

Keith said...

I'm sure that lovely Di doesn't use foul language anyway, she's too much of a lady to stoop so low.

I submit that it is just a rumour put about by jealous people to discredit her. The name 'John' springs to mind!

You cannot deprive such a wonderful person of her daily intake of wine when she does such a great job of running the pub.

Kila said...

I think she'll get her wine regardless!

Good luck, Di!

© Karelian Blonde said...

I hope she showed you motley crew that she can retain calling people t**ts or w****rs as I would not want her to go with out wine for week, because then you lot will suffer :D

Karmyn R said...

I'll only take the odds if I know how badly she wants the wine!

john.g. said...

Karmyn, see todays post!