Sunday, 16 August 2009

Pub news.

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady was in good form this lunchtime. The lads had brought some chilli dips in for the bar food.

Now, as you know, Di does a selection of goodies, the most popular with the lads being the chipolata sausages that they dip into the chilli concoctions.

However, occasionally she gets tricked into eating something that elicits some unfortunate (not for me) statements.

Di dips sausage into green chilli dip. Sausage enters mouth. "Mmmn, that's nice",she says. "God! You can feel it when it touches the back of your throat!" Instant hilarity at the bar!

"What's up with you?", she snaps at me. "Nothing", I say. 'WHACK' "What was that for?", asks one of my mates. "Well, I haven't given him one all week!", she replies. Much splurting of beer follows!



Bless her!

9 comments:

ChrisB said...

You are a wicked lot to the lovely Di LOL
BTW I have a good cartoon especially for you coming on Weds.

Beccy said...

I think Di is a saint to put up with you lot, lol!

john.g. said...

Look forwards to it Chris!

thepinkdog said...

Love taps! I'm thinking positive and saying that Di gives you love taps. ;)

PI said...

I bet she loves you really. Deep down:)

wendishness said...

You lot are completely evil hahaha

SpanishGoth said...

hmmmmm - if she was a real lady, she would know better than to talk with her mouth full

Dumdad said...

You had it coming, this time or the next!

#Debi said...

Pi: Reminds me of one of my favorite lawyer jokes:

Q: Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet down rather than the usual 6?

A: Because deep down, they're really nice people...